| Item title | Categories | Number of Characters | Number of Words |
|---|---|---|---|
| A cold church is like cold butter, it doesn't spread well | Funny / Humorous | Winter | 57 | 11 |
| God's season is open 24-7 | Summer | Fall | Winter | Spring | 25 | 5 |
| Jesus loves you SNOW MUCH! | Funny / Humorous | Winter | Jesus | 26 | 5 |
| Let us love winter, for it is the spring of genius. | Winter | 50 | 11 |
| One kind word can warm three winter months | Winter | 42 | 8 |
| Those who are praying for snow, please stop | Funny / Humorous | Winter | 34 | 8 |