Funny / Humorous Church Sign Sayings

Sometimes it's easy for us Christians to take ourselves just a wee bit too seriously.

Help cheer up your fellows and the whole community with one very simple, very humorous church sign saying.

Item title	Categories	Number of Characters	Number of Words
Getting dunked in OUR pool has great significance	Funny / Humorous	50	8
2 things you can count on: Death and Taxes. Are you ready for both?	Funny / Humorous \| Death	67	14
7 days without prayer makes 1 weak	Funny / Humorous \| Prayer	34	7
A closed mouth gathers no foot	Funny / Humorous	30	6
A cold church is like cold butter, it doesn't spread well	Funny / Humorous \| Winter	57	11
A goose never voted for an early Christmas	Funny / Humorous \| Christmas	42	8
Always remember that Hell is un-cool	Funny / Humorous \| Sin \| Death	36	6
Autumn leaves - Jesus doesn't	Funny / Humorous \| Jesus \| Fall	28	5
Be ye fishers of men....You catch them, He'll clean them!	Funny / Humorous	57	10
Beat the Easter Rush Come to Church this Sunday	Funny / Humorous \| Easter	39	9

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