Funny / Humorous Church Sign Sayings
Sometimes it's easy for us Christians to take ourselves just a wee bit too seriously.
Help cheer up your fellows and the whole community with one very simple, very humorous church sign saying.
| Item title | Categories | Number of Characters | Number of Words |
|---|---|---|---|
| Getting dunked in OUR pool has great significance | Funny / Humorous | 50 | 8 |
| 2 things you can count on: Death and Taxes. Are you ready for both? | Funny / Humorous | Death | 67 | 14 |
| 7 days without prayer makes 1 weak | Funny / Humorous | Miscellaneous | Prayer | 34 | 7 |
| A bad day at work is better than a good day in hell. | Labor Day | Funny / Humorous | Inspirational | 53 | 14 |
| A closed mouth gathers no foot | Funny / Humorous | 30 | 6 |
| A cold church is like cold butter, it doesn't spread well | Funny / Humorous | Winter | 57 | 11 |
| A fire is HOT. The Sun is HOTTER. Hell will be the HOTTEST | Death | Funny / Humorous | 54 | 12 |
| A good place for the "buck to stop" is at the collection plate. | Miscellaneous | Funny / Humorous | Inspirational | 62 | 13 |
| A goose never voted for an early Christmas | Funny / Humorous | Christmas | 42 | 8 |
| Always remember that Hell is un-cool | Funny / Humorous | Sin | Death | 36 | 6 |