Church Sign Sayings relating to Death

Church Sign Sayings Character Count Word Count
Turn or Burn 12 3
When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice 122 24
Come to church – don’t wait for the hearse to bring you. 68 12
The transition from time to eternity is istantaneous 52 8
all atheist will believe 1 day! 31 5
Just when you thought it was safe to ignore God… 54 10
Life: the ball’s in your court After death: it’s God’s turn 65 14
Repent now! Avoid the rush on judgment day! 43 8
Hell! I thought I’d gotten away with it! 42 9
Hell! I thought it didn’t matter what you believed as long as you were sincere! 81 16
Free Trip To Heaven…Details Inside 40 6
Friends don’t let friends die without Jesus 49 8
Life: the ball’s in your court After death: it’s God’s turn 65 14
Hell!…I’d forgotten about that! 39 6
Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him. 67 14
Always remember that Hell is un-cool. 37 6
2 things you can count on: Death and Taxes. Are you ready for both? 69 13
Coming soon: Manufacturers recall. Are you ready??? 51 7
Don’t let worry kill you. Let the Church help 52 10
ETERNITY: smoking, or non-smoking? 34 4
It’s not too late. Jesus is waiting 41 8
I’ve never seen a hearse with a luggage rack 50 10
We also deal with fire and rescue! 34 7
You don’t have to be brain-dead to live for Jesus, but when you are, you’ll be glad you did 103 21
There are only two masters – Who do you serve? 52 9
Five minutes after you die you’ll know how you should have lived 70 13
Don’t Wait For 6 Strong Men to Carry you to Church 56 11
There will be no Atheists in Hell 33 7
Death: the end of excuses, the beginning of eternity 52 9
No two Christians will ever meet for the last time 50 10
Exposure to the Son, will prevent you from burning later 56 10
The atheist greatest hope is there is no life after death 57 11
A fire is HOT. The Sun is HOTTER. Hell will be the HOTTEST 60 13
When your time has come you will know of every missed opportunity. Do you really want to gamble heaven and hell? 112 21
You think life is full of surprises? Wait till you die! 55 11
What will he say to you – Enter my kingdom or Depart from me 66 13
Jesus is the key to Eternal life 32 7
Go to church, don’t wait for the hearse to take you 57 12
Better to face the truth now, than after death 46 9